tropical smoothie cafe


a restaurant that especially caters to basic women of the ages 16-35 who like “healthy” food. frequented by the type of women who love yoga pants, that happen to not actually work out. this is the summer resort for pumpkin spice latte girls.
kayla: omg kelly lets go get tropical smoothie cafe!

kelly: ok, let’s get our -ss hairs bleached after!!!

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