Trottered
when a male hunting tinder or dating sites of a similar nature is duped into thinking a females body is attractive. her profile will consist entirely of head and above chest photos, when they have exchanged many messages they meet for him to find more than he bargained for!
rodge: hi there, dam i never realised your -rs- was that big and your legs are like tree trunks!
girl: why do you think my profile consists solely of head shots, you’re my b-tch now…. too late, you been trottered son
to get trottered is to wake up one morning with someone you barely know and have no idea how you got there. this is usually followed by intense feelings of shame. this is especially relevant when both partic-p-nts are in this state.
the only legitimate time to use the memory card
guy 1: dude i woke up next to this random chick this morning and she had no idea who i was.
guy 2: i saw you in the club, you two totally got trottered last night.
while having s-x the male hits the female over the head repeatedly with an otter. then the male smokes the otter as the female regains conciousness.
“that trotter, hit me with an otter, thus i was trottered”
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