trouble talk
woman use it to create rapport, men will avoid it even at the risk of their status. basically, drama, squabbling, quarreling, death “threats,” blackmailing, gossiping, etc, whether it be in person, in public or in private, on the phone, over social media or text, even snapchat, etc.
wife: “you’re a piece of sh-t, screw you.”
husband: “okay.”
ten minutes later:
“you f-cking c-nt b-tch, i will have you deported to f-cking vietnam.”
wife: “oh, good, maybe then i could find a real man, even they aren’t as tiny as you, jerk.”
husband: “i just measured all 8 1/4 inches of it after watching excellent asian -n-l p-rn. if you weren’t so god d-mn ugly, you wouldn’t have a tiny problem.”
wife: “asian -n-l??? i always knew you were gay :)”
husband: “well that’s been enough trouble talk for one day, will return in 10+ hours, going to f-cking sleep, have fun at your mom’s.”
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