Trouser Kitten


you know that tingly feeling you get when your d-ck is tucked between your legs for too long and it falls asleep, but you cant adjust it because you’re with your girlfriend? yea. that.
man, i had a date yesterday, and after, like, half an hour of the movie, i had this trouser kitten going.

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