trouser sneeze
the eruption smelly gas coming out of the -n-s. sometimes it makes a noise sometimes it doesn’t. the one that makes a noise is known as a trouser sneeze. you have to be careful not to follow through. see fart, trump and air biscuit.
“i’ve just done a trouser sneeze lads”
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