Trucker’s Grease
a nasty, greasy skid mark or sh-t stain created from excessive and repeated release of wet farts and flatulence and moose jelly while in a seated position for an extended period of time. trucker’s grease may also be created from or enhanced by poor wiping of the -n-s and occurs when the underwear ride up deeper and deeper into the -ss crack from squirming and moving about in the seated position.
jerry packed his bag for the long drive to california. he threw in extra underwear as he antic-p-ted the long dive and hours in the seated position would combine with a nasty road diet of fast food resulting in a lot of trucker’s grease.
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