Trucker’s Smucker’s


term made famous back in the 1970’s when many gay men flocked to truck stops and highway rest areas to get their daily fill of man gravy. trucker’s smucker’s is j-z left on the cheek or chin after a hastily performed bl-w j-b has taken place.
“hey trevor, you might want to hit the can and wash your face – looks like you have some trucker’s smucker’s by your left dimple.”

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