Trucker’s wood
most truckers actually drive around with an intense, priapic erection in their pants a good portion of their day. this is called trucker’s wood and is probably the result of prolonged physical exertion (of operating the truck) vehicle vibrations and possibly an above-normal virility -ssociated with truckers.
truck operators generally don’t speak of this to strangers, but on the road they all know that everyone on that special low-frequency radio is driving around the country with a freakish hard-on.
billy was at the gas station, trying to coax away his trucker’s wood with his hands before he got out of the vehicle. it wasn’t helping any….
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