True Story Bro
used to defend against an impending cool story bro. usually uttered immediately after the narration of a story or anecdote (for full effect) worth telling, relevant to the conversation, and not an example of tl;dr or f-ggotry, so that any threat of ownage from jack-sses is effectively neutralized. (often abbreviated as’ tsb’ when used in text)
person a: i remember i was stuck in an elevator in freshman year with a claustrophobic chick who was panting the sh-t out of the elevator. gave me the heeby jeebies. true story bro.
person b: …
a funny way of saying no one cares while someone is telling or explaining a story.
funniest when one who obviously isnt apart of the conversation says it,
douche: “yeah i was gonna go out with my girl last night but i was really tired from work so i just stayed home and played a round of black ops. but we chilled after and she-
me (turning around to the kids behind me in cl-ss); “true story bro?”
douche: “oh f-ck you”
me: “you mad bro?”
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