Truffleised
to break / bork or render inoperable a mobile telephone (usually a smart phone) by just being in close proximity to a truffle.
b-gg-r, coffee with faye and now my blackberry is completely truffleised, i can’t tweet let alone check-in on foursquare. darn, at this rate i will lose my mayorship.
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