when a girl is whakin of her man and she comes before him
i hate this she did a truffleupagus
a female with a small depleted *ss resembling that of a small asian boy. f*ck yeah, check out the tidy meth*rs* on that thing.
the best mom ever “you’re so good to your kids, you’re such an ivet”
when family or friends asks a series of questions, but you don’t want to get into too much detail, so you just answer “yup.” this is especially common around the holidays and with extended family members you don’t see regularly. q: so works going well? a: yup i didn’t want to get into it with […]
a brandflake is commonly known to many as a male who who enjoys getting sh*t faced many alcoholic beverages to feel above the world and act like a total d*ck in comedic fashion and gathers whats is known to today’s youth as “mad p*ssy”. basically a huge f*cking sh*t head. “wow that is one brandflake. […]