trulmph


the action of jogging so slowly, that your walking speed is approximately 10 times faster. most often practiced by old men wearing inappropriately short shorts that ride up in all the wrong places…
mr. peters trulmphs past my house every day at an increasingly slowing rate. why won’t he just walk?

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