Truman Show Traffic


when trying to get to your destination by car and every alternate route you try is jam-packed with b-mper-to-b-mper traffic, especially during rush-hour.
boss: why were you late this morning, johnson?

johnson: truman show traffic, sir. i tried six different ways to get here, and each time i ran into heavy congestion.

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