(v): to grab an object, usually a (married) woman, by the p*ssy.
usually followed by “you can do anything”
“i trump them. you can do anything”
grab them by the p*ssy
“i moved on her like a b*tch, but i couldn’t get there. and she was married.”
“i did try and f*ck her. she was married.”
“just kiss. i don’t even wait. and when you’re a star, they let you do it. you can do anything.”
- *n*l shoelace
*n*l shoelace- when you grap a girls b*tthole and tie it in a knot joe-i *n*l shoelaces that girl all night. it was great. kyle-i know, right dude.
a non-asian person who wants to be asian. typically a fan of anime and using the peace sign to cover their face in photos. you bought tall pastel boots and a totoro plush dall? you stay up until 4am every night watching a show with subt*tles? you listen to k-pop music, but you don’t know […]
sandykalp is usually a person called sankalp who has a lot of snow (dandruff) in his hair me:why is it snowing my friend:probably sandykalp
- mummy surprise
after one deficates, one wraps their finger(s) with toilet paper and inserts into the deficaters *n*s; thoroughly cleaning the sphincter. after p**ping this morning, charley avoided another brown ballerina by having eric give him a mummy surprise.