trumpwife
a woman who is s-xually attracted to donald j. trump and pledges her virginity to him. a trumpwife is morally prohibited from dating, engaging in s-xual intercourse with, or marrying any man who is not donald trump.
alexandra: “want me to hook you up with doug?”
samantha: “i can’t, i’m a trumpwife. to date doug would be to cheat on donald trump and i cannot do that.”
Read Also:
- texas tea and cookies
b-ttf-cking before the first date. “man i don’t know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies” “what do you think my parents will do if i have texas tea and cookies?”
- erkman
a annoying boy who is a huge nerd! and makes you fall asleep less than a minute, in other words a b-tch! oh god, there is erkman! hide before he bore us to death with his nerd brains!
- bargish
(bar-g-ish) dumb, lame; r-t-rd or idiot. jeff, is a bargish old man.
- copenhagen southern blend
the chew that makes your b-lls drop and make your chest look like an apes. friend, “hey man, you got a skoal pouch i can get?” you, “you want to get shot now or later, i chew copenhagen southern blend, b-tch”
- jakobie
a cute black boy with a very big d-ck and always pleases the ladies omg…i know he’s a jakobie by the way he looks a black boy whos weiner is very small/fun size. yo, brah, you dont got a “jakobie” do you?