Trunk Slap
the sound made when a p-n-s h-ts the inner thigh during vigorous movement.
“i really must wear something more supportive than boxer shorts when i run. my p-n-s is raw from all the trunk slaps. it sounds like two elephants high-fiving when i run downhill.”
the act of grabbing the excess skin of your ball sack, lifting it up like elephant ears and slapping a girl in the face with your d-ck!
branham – thompson, what happen with that chick.
thompson – she sucked at giving head so i gave her a trunk slap.
#trunk #slap #elephant #head #b-lls
when your girlfriend and/or wife is post s-x cuddling and you roll over and whack her in the eye with your p-n-s.
“she looked so peaceful, so i trunk slapped her!”
#trunk #slap #s-x #elephant #p-n-s
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