Trust Fund Hippy
living a decadent life filled with exotic drugs, music festivals and daddy’s credit card, the trust fund hippy leads quite a lavish existence. a delusional breed of trust fund babies inspired by ideals of free-love, artistic expression and environmental conservatism, these particularly abhorrent hypocrites usually amount to nothing more than lazy acid-loving potheads who refuse to to recognize their place in society as cash-cows for largely unoriginal music acts fueled by new age technology, m-ssively oversized speakers and lightshows so over-the-top and spectacular that the true hippies of the ’60’s and ’70’s probably would have enlisted in ‘nam just to see them set to pink floyd. tell a trust fund hippy that a life of live music and drugs inherently requires a significant financial backing simply not available to 99% of people in the world and you’ll be met with outright anger and denial. they will tell you their lifestyle is about mind-opening experiences and spreading peace and love as they take a drag of cali’s finest weed on the way to coach-lla where they’ll make about 5 videos commemorating the weekend on their latest version of the iphone.
trust fund hippy 1: dude, i ate 5 grams of shrooms last night and realized something.
normal human being: what?
trust fund hippy: life is beautiful, man.
normal human being: yeah, it should be if your parents give you money to smoke weed all day, party all night and go to like 5 music festivals a year, douche.
trust fund hippy: dude! i’m just careful with my allowance and save it for things i really like! don’t be a d-ck, man!
normal human being: i hate everything about you
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