tsa wiener screener
a security agent that takes extra pride in ‘grasping’ their role and ‘handling’ their responsibilities while ‘protecting’ flyers ‘freedom(s)’
so i hear you are flying for your vacation? be sure to take extra draws and some kleenex, there’s a good chance they may ‘come’ in ‘handy’ when you face the tsa wiener screener
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