Tsuchinoko


a snake of j-panese mythology, said to have a cobra-hood that extends all the way down to its tail. whether or not it’s harmful is actually unknown.

if you can prove that the tsuchinoko exists in real-life, then you are the sh-t. everyone, band together and take part in the great worldwide hunt for the mythological, fabled creature known as the tsuchinoko. your reward? a cookie!
“you can find the tsuchinoko in castlevania : aria of sorrow, and even in metal gear solid 3 : snake eater.”
-me

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