tsurupettan


j-panese for flat chest.
and probably one of the most addictive songs in the world.
(weeaboo1): that girl is so kawaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiii!!! (^-^)
(weeaboo2): hai, but shes a tsurupettan
(^-^)
a few seconds of silence…
(weeaboo1 and 2): kawaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiii!!!!!
actually it means “flat and smooth”

pettan alone means flat. for example, the suffix -ko means “girl” (such as in meganeko, megane = gl-sses so gl-sses girl) so pettanko means a flat (chested) girl.

tsuru means smooth. so smooth+flat.
pettan, pettan, tsurupettan! = flat, flat, smooth and flat!

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