TSwift
taylor swift. country’s good girl sweetheart. luscious golden locks with dreamy blue eyes. not to mention an amazing pet-te body that is all around flawless. creative artistic talent to put a happy ending to the cl-ssic “romeo and juliet” for the hit song “love story.” hit songs from her first alb-m include “tim mcgraw,” “our song,” and “teardrops on my guitar.” her second alb-m, fearless, includes “white horse,” “you belong with me,” and “love story.” she is also headlining her own tour also called fearless. she was also numer 57 on maxim’s s-xiest women of 2008. she has been on the cover of rolling stone, allure, glamour, seventeen, cosmogirl, blender, and other magazines.
tswift
1. t-swift – is the termination of an intimate relationship by any means other than death and writing a hit song about it.
2. t-swifted – used often as a comeback when you or your mate gets “burned”
1. i can’t believe he gave you the old t-swift! you’re too good for him girlfriend
2. becky you just got t-swifted! d-mn hahaha
taylor swift. an alien eyed, crazy haired, big headed, small bodied, disproportionate, lying, cheating, rumor spreading, name calling, bashing, whiny, all around unattractive girl like creature. makes many grammatical and literary errors in her songs such as “love story.” romeo and juliet die taylor, ok? and he’s not talking slow, he’s talking low. she and mycy are friends, which isn’t surprising as they both are delusional, certifiably insane, and are exes of the jonas brothers. ruins an otherwise good day.
tswift songs cause my skin to crawl and bile to rise in my throat.
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