Tub Shot
a mixed shot, inspired by the original tub girl photo, brewed from the bas-m-nt of a random college party and up-chunked by many. tub shot is as follows:
-1-2 shots of the cheapest vodka you can find, or everclear. (because she’s cl-ssy)
-1 shot of monster khaos energy drink. (for the orange tint and because it’s extreme)
-1-2 pinch of powdered cinnamon. (for that extra tub treat)
-drop 1 alka seltzer and let that tub fizz rise.
tub shot may be taken from a mason jar and poured into your mouth from the tub girl position.
“i just tubbed.”
“my tub shot came back up..i think i just tubbed.”
“tub shot is the worst shot i’ve ever tasted.”
a s-x act that involves a female taking a bath/shower and giving a male a hand job while he stands outside the shower. upon -rg-sm, the man shoots a load over the female’s face/br–sts/stomach etc. this technique allows easy clean up for the female and makes her more likely to partake in a c-m shot.
mary hates having my hot load all over her, but i love it. when she was showering she agreed to a tub shot so she could quickly wash my s-m-n off of her body afterwards.
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