Tubcation
low budget bathroom vacation that requires lawn chairs, submerged feet, tropical beverages, and jimmy buffet radio.
the poor employees didn’t have the money or the time for a vacation so inbetween shifts or after them they embarked on a tubcation.
when a dear friend is terribly troubled and screaming and kicking on the floor yelling for a margarita throw them in your car and take them to your bathroom, give them a drink put there feet in your tub and just let jimmy buffet do the rest. they will have a remarkable recovery and you’ll earn lots of friend points.
that tubcation last night was incredible however i woke up in a pile of socks wearing only a lei and my bathing suit.
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