tube whisper


the male version of a queef. a fart-like bodily function that originates somewhere in the male genitals either via air entering the p-n-s or an internal emission of gas, then p-sses through the urethra and exits the external urethral orifice with such force it is able to create the cl-ssic skin flapping sound of gas being p-ssed.
due to the amount of velocity and air pressure, one may find himself faced with a lengthy tube whisper after skydiving. the same can be said if one’s girl/boy friend is ignorant of what it really means to give a “blow” job.

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