tubearculosis
a type of tuberculosis that you can only catch from the chicago bears. it is transmitted by beating the bears, and causes a team to immediately suck at football.
jimmy: how the h-ll did the packers lose to the bears twice!?!?
john: they didn’t want to catch tubearculosis.
jimmy: you mean tuberculosis?
john: no! tubearculosis.
jimmy: ohhhh….
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