tuber
someone who enjoys watching adult videos on the internet
im a hardcore tuber
1) n. in new england, it is a br-ss musical instument, conical in construction, about 18 feet long, with a large mouthpiece, and is the lowest of the br-ss instruments. it replaced the ophiclede in the symphony orchestra, and has nothing to do with wagner tubas. it has only one direct cousin in br-ss instruments, that being the fluglehorn, for all other br-ss instruments are more cylindrical than the tuber, even the french horn.
2) n. for the rest of the english-speaking world, it is a fleshy-rooted plant like a potato or a yam. hence, new englanders and non-new englanders can get confused at times, as evidenced below.
an actual conversation:
denny: dan, can you play the tuber for the bristol, ri band next weekend?
dan: well denny, do you want me to play 1st or 2nd potato?
a tuber is an underground root system, you morons. it has to do with plant systems.. wow.
a potato has a tuber growing underneath it in its soil.
a low-cl-ss member of the internet comment brigade. derived from intertube and youtube combined with the fact that many tubers seem to have roughly the intelligence and shape of a potato, this being a different kind of tuber. tubers can generally be recognized by the fact that their comments bear little to no relevance to the subject at hand.
news article: “the norwegian election may have been rigged.”
tuber 1: “how do i post coments?”
tuber 2: “the real problem with this country is the two party system that allows for rigging!”
tuber 3: “tell everyone that ashley is a two timing wh-r-”
to smoke from a water pipe. pull a tube.
lets go do some tubers! how about a tuber?
taking big fat bong rips… not just the little panzee bongs…. the 3 foot tubes
“who wants to take some tubers?”
a person who watches videos on youtube daily, often people who like uploading and commenting on videos.
sam: hey jim, i saw your youtube profile page last nite, you watched over 1,000 videos!!
jim: well i was kinda bored.
sam: you are a tuber now!
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