Tubtubs
the domesticated household missing link that proves darwin’s theory correct. many have mistaken this urban sasquatch for the average fat balding middle aged male dwelling within its pro-creators’ bas-m-nt. the catholic church has taken a special interest in the cover up and concealment of its existence in fear for losing its world-wide following. the average tubtubs roam the concrete streets of american suburbia and share a special skill to mult-task such as eating and playing video games while sitting on a sofa and even breathing all at the same time.
tubtubs is a combination of sasquatch,yeti,jerking,gamer,lard
one who is fat and useless or in the process of being fat and useless, similar to fatty mcfatfat
hey tub tub go get me a sandwich.
don’t eat that tub tub thats mine
a code word for a realy fat person. the person is soooo fat and stinks sooo much.
“tub tub is soo fat she sank the t-tanic”.
“tub tub is soo fat when she turned around there was a hurrican”.
“when tub tub farted i blow back 20 feet”.
a simple and cute way to say: stomach
chelsea has the cutest tubtub
one what is a fat b-st-rd
my names tommywee, i eat too much cream cakes and im a tub-tub
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