Tuck and Plug
tuck and plug is an act of self-gratification whereby a male attempts to insert his own p-n-s into his own r-ct-m.
the tuck and plug is most often performed while sitting naked on a toilet. it can also be performed while squatting naked over a hand mirror. in both instances, the male will pull aside his scrotom with one hand then push his p-n-s with the other hand past the taint and back towards the sphincter. once the tip of his p-n-s touches the -n-l opening or backdoor, he then plugs his hole with the p-n-s head. at this point, the tuck and plug is complete. however, taking into consideration one’s p-n-s length and/or girth, one can continue to insert as much p-n-s as possible beyond the head. generally, given the distance from the average sized male’s p-n-s base, around the taint to the -n-l sphincter, only the well endowed and well hung are capable of inserting more than the tip when performing a tuck and plug. those with smaller endowment are usually incapable of performing a tuck and plug.
frank couldn’t want to get home from work to sit on the toilet and give himself a tuck and plug. ever since he broke his wife’s hand mirrior, he can only self-gratify on the toilet.
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