tuck my boy in
the art of tucking an erect p-n-s, after placing it pointing upwards on one’s belly, under the waistband of a trouser or pyjama. something guys often do to hide a narb in a public place. this stunt must only be performed if the erection is greater than 60% and one is not topless. usually performed in shared dorm after waking up or at your in-laws house.
samantha: hey, mark! come join us, we are watching the other woman!! it’s so fun! kate upton is looking so gorgeous in it!!
mark: can’t ! i have to pick up some stuff for the office party tomorrow. andy, are you coming?
andy: ok, man! just let me tuck my boy in first!
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