tufts standard
the point of sinking so low that you begin to find short, unattractive men attractive because there is simply no other option. much like a syndrome or a plague, it overwhelms and sickens the female population. side effects include low self esteem, loss of s-x drive the inability to look oneself in the mirror after realizing the one that you hooked up with is actually a gnarled hobbit, fatigue, nausea,and dry mouth. please contact health services for help if you believe you are at risk or suffering from this devastating affliction.
did you see the guy —- hooked up with last night?
i think she may be exhibiting the early symptoms of tufts standards. i heard it’s like rickets!
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