tug burn
the effect of chronic and spirited masturbation.
steve – oh, man i just got that new p-rn i ordered! i am soooo staying in tonight!
dave – dammit steve, you’ve got to slow it down or you’re going to give yourself tug burn!
steve – i have no life!!!!!
the sore on ones p-n-s from frequent or aggressive dry masturbation.
i dry stroked 3 times today…and boy do i have some tugburn.
the effect of chronic and spirited masturbation.
steve – oh, man i got that new p-rn i ordered! i am soooo staying in tonight!
dave – dammit steve, you have got to slow it down or you’re going to give yourself tug burn!
steve – i have no life!!!!!
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