Tugg Off
yet another way of saying masterbating
steve: “you coming to football?”
jerry: “just wait a minute”
perry: “where’s jerry?”
steve: “having a quick tugg before the game”
-all laugh except from jerry, who is actually secretly crying-
i need to use the exact words: “tugg off”
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