tugging the bacon
a form of masturbation that causes the p-n-s and/or foreskin to become irritated or extremely schafed therefore causing it to smell like bacon. (common cure)–put powder on the d-ck because more than likely if ur reading this u have big f-kkin nuts. (wise words of pimp c) “”no copy right intended””
mom do not f-kking bother me right now because i am tugging the bacon to national geographic african pepperoni t-tties!!!
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