Tulip Time


an annual spring celebration in the quaint city of holland, michigan. flocked to by asian tourists and creepy old men in order to watch high school girls prance around in authentic dutch garb.
it’s tulip time! let’s go downtown and get elephant ears and watch your hot sister dutch dance.

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