Tulipshitz
the excrements released through one’s -n-s while their r-ct-m is shaped as a tulip, or an inside out -n-s.
if it weren’t for my tulip-of-an–ss, i wouldn’t be getting these nasty, skinny tulipsh-tz.
tulipsh-tz are commonly squirts as opposed to logs.
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