Tumbler
someone who goes on tumblr. not a tumblrer, but a tumbler.
sally: i love going on facebook!
molly: as a tumbler, i hate facebook.
better than pumpers.
rob:hey wanna pump?
dave:no, tumblers are better than pumpers.
rob: d:
a slang word for t-st-cl-s/b-lls/testes.
holy sh-t those tumblers are bigger than china
to recieve a handjob while your b-lls are in someones mouth
my wife gave me a tumbler for hanging new curtains.
when a woman gives a man a bl-wj-b with a pair of dice in her mouth. when she finishes she spits the dice out and if she roles snake eyes or doubles she has to do it again.
“dude i was gettin’ a tumbler last night and she spit snake eyes 3 times in a row! alright!!!!”
while porking your lover at the top of a staircase, you pull out right before -j-c-l-t–n, donkey punch her down the stairs, and shoot your load all the way down.
bonus points if the wad makes it all the way down.
an added bonus if the maneuver is done on a spiral staircase.
i gave shirley the tumbler last night, but she broke her neck during the fall. since my wad landed on her face, i had to clean it off before dumping her body so there wouldn’t be any dna evidence.
a non offesive euphamism for a top in a h-m-s-xual relationship. credit adam carolla
is he a tumbler or a coaster?
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