tumbling portablumpkin


after receiving f-ll-t– while dumping in a portapotty, c-m in the girls eyes temporarily blinding her. then, exit the portapotty and simply push it down a hill tumbling end over end.

i.e. location, location, location
i got bored with getting blumpkins so i upgraded to the tumbling portablumpkin.

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