Tumblr Down Syndrome
tumblr down syndrome occurs when “edgy” teenage attention wh-r-s spend all their spare time on tumblr.
symptoms include:
1femin-z-sm
2cutting ones own wrists in attempt to appear “edgy”
3hating on cis white males
4believing “cis” is an insult
5writing sh-tty poetry
ie:
roses are red,
violets are blue,
i want to kill myself.
6listening to “obscure” bands such as mcr an 5sos
7hating on one for having an opinion
8creating cringey/cancerous fandoms
9spewing bullsh-t via keyboard
10pretending to be lgbt to appear “cooler”
guy1: hey ,you talk to that semi-gorgeous chick over there?
guy2: yeah, but it turns out she’s got tumblr down syndrome, you’ll never get her.
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