tumblr science


the factual-style presentation of obviously untrue facts on the micro-blogging website tumblr.
“wow, it says here that every time you die in a dream, you actually die in a different dimension!”

“that sounds like tumblr science to me.”

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  • Tumblr Tard

    people who have a tumblr page and answer’s stranger’s questions of how many people they’ve slept with and how big their d-ck is. 1:”don’t judge me, even though i most all my failures and pictures, don’t call me a sk-nk!” 2: “quit b-tchin’ tumblr tard.”

  • tunalicker

    a tunalicker is a person who licks tuna tacos, i.e., a person who performs c-nn-l-ng-s on v-g-n-s. usually meant disparagingly and rarely as a compliment. not only is john a tunalicker, but gina is too! gina eats p-ssy as often as she can.

  • Thumbage

    when your best mate is p-ssy whipped. has to ask permission to go to the shop or for a sh-t. ‘man that dude is under extreme thumbage’

  • Turd Beanie

    the little piece of poo stuck to the tip of a p-n-s or d-ld- after pulling out of a penetrated b-tthole that is shaped like a beanie hat. an unpleasant happening in b-tt s-x. dude, i totally effed nikki in the b-tt last night, and when i pulled out my weiner had a t-rd beanie.

  • tunnel-cunt

    woman with or a womans v-g-n- that has been stretched in internal diameter and depth, from activities as single and double fist f-cking and or the insertion of very large objects, such as bottles, large d-ld-s etc. i love your tunnel c-nt. i love to f-ck your tunnel c-nt. a woman with such a loose […]


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