tumblring
the act of being on tumblr for hours and hours.
i was tumblring so hard last night i forgot to sleep but it’s okay because i dipdyed my hair and got an american flag tank and combat boots, i’m a hipster now!
what cool people do.
im tumblring. right now.
1. to look blog from blog on tumblr because of sheer boredom.
2. going on tumblr just to look at funny picture or posts.
tony – what are you doing?
ebs – on tumblr
tony – oh you mean you’re tumblring?
ebs – yup!
m-ssively overstating how entertained you are in the form of either dying, crying, or noting the point in the universe where your sides reside.
“oh my god i’m dying from laughter” “no you’re not, f-cking liar.” “no dude, i’m serial. my sides are this ( |<-------------------->| ) far apart!” “stop tumblring, bro.”
basically the act of being on tumblr until 4am on a school night
“why is clare so tired?”
“she was up all night tumblring”
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