Tumurz Balls
its something you say instead of saying tomorrow. its like tomorrow with more swag. its swagtastic.
the evolution of the term tumurz b-lls:
tomorrow-tumurrow-tumurz-tumurz b-lls
girl 1: hey julia i cant wait for your shindig tomorrow night.
girl 2: h-llz yeah i will see you tumurz b-lls
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