Tuna Captain


a man who skippers lots of tuna – or has s-x with a lot of women.
sam: “hey mike, is that the tuna captain talking to your girlfriend?”
mike: “oh sh-t. it is. you don’t think he’s skippered her, do you???”
sam: “probably. guess you’re single again.”
mike: “f-ck the tuna captain.”
sam: “yeah, she already did, dude.”

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