engaging in s-xual activity with a female in a public or private restroom and may include s-x on the toilet.
dan met a girl at the mall and after buying her a cookie and a smoothie, she agreed to a little tuna in the can.
- tw*t toot
when engaged in intercourse the vagaina becomes wet and makes a fart like sound when the p-n-s enters. stephanie got so wet last nite during s-x she began to tw-t toot.
pr-nounced “twerk-you-lees” the patron goddess of booy. a woman who’s legendary -ss is envied by the gods. she has taken many forms through history and until this day uses her incredible twerking ability to seduce men into giving her money. yo, twerkules was at the club last night. her -ss shook the money right out […]
- two-lap tower
the act of person a sitting on person b’s lap, while person b sits on toilet and both proceed to simultaneously sh-t. guy: dude, mark and jacob are getting too close, i caught them doing the two-lap tower last night. guy 2: f-ck man, that is weird.
- unf*ckable list
an unwritten (or written) list of individuals a person keeps that they find unf-ckable. out of all the people i wouldn’t do, eric is at the top of my unf-ckable list. there ain’t enough alcohol in the world for me f-ck him.
- unicorn family
a unicorn family is a family that is, simply put, too good to be true. all of the family members love and support one another. internal strife is rare to non-existent. to the outside world they are a perfect family. in talking to my best friend i told her that i wished i had a […]