Tuna Melt Madness


the chunky and violent bouts of diarrhea one suffers after having a spoiled tuna melt sandwich. particularly common when the sandwich is smothered in extra mayonaisse. cl-ssified by offensive odors and unreal sounds emitted from the r-ct-m.
man, i had some serious tuna melt madness going on last night.

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