tune up
/verb/
a beat down especially when administered by the cops.
clark probably would have gotten off with a warning, but then he decided to lip off, so he got a tune up and a trip downtown instead.
masturbation
someone may give themselves a tuneup before going on a date to relieve any s-xual worries ahead of time.
to give someone an att-tude adjustment by beating their -ss.
do i need to give your -ss a tune up the way you were talking to my mamma?
the monthly ritual that everyone takes part in. im refering to the hygenic applications like, washing your hair that one extra time, brushing your teeth extra long, flossing til the cows come home, tr-mm-ng your nails, plucking those unwanted hairs.. the extra long shower.. or bath.. to get super clean squeecky.. just because..
dad – “wheres all the hot water?”
me – “oh sorry, i was doing a tuneup”
or
will – “dude, before you go to see that chick, you should do a tuneup..”
me – “good call man.”
the act of giving oral s-x to a male or female.
i got a solid tune up yesterday from this girl.
weed. to have or smoke.
hey, lets go tune up. do you have a tune up?, i got a tune up. an engine needs a tune up to run smooth, a pot smoker needs a tune up to run smooth.
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