Tuners vs Muscle
a stupid -ss rivalry to determine which vehicle cl-ss which is the best that mostly r-t-rd rednecks love to b-tch about.
pros & cons
tuners
pros:
looks good on the outside and sounds smooth on the inside
has a good variety in manufacturers (ex. nissan, toyota)
able to turn well
good gas mileage
cons:
not as fast as muscles or exotics
some engines in some models can be rather complicated
and are often defined as sh-t (or ricers) by muscle heads and exotic aficionados
muscle
pros:
loud -ss sound in the engine
known for being fast for years
“no replacement for displacement”
equally fast as exotics and more faster than tuners
has a legacy by manufacturers (ex. dodge, chevy, and ford)
cons:
only legendary at drag racing and nascar
can burn up gas like a suicidal chicken in h-ll
the result: muscle
(but personally i really don’t f-cking care i like both,
why b-tch about it? i don’t know)
muscle head: tuners vs muscle which is better, personally i think muscle cars are the greatest car ever made than some sh-tty gay -ss ricer whatchamacallit? neesan (nissan) handern (honda) m-ssa (mazda) so which is it?
me: i really don’t f-cking care which better, i like both, i’m not going to waste my time or my life saying which better, each has their pros and cons.
muscle head: um, well my hemi can but your car in a second, let’s race
me: f-ck off, please
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