Tunnel Fucked


a term describing being stuck in slow moving or stopped traffic leading into a motor vehicle tunnel due to (1.) a person’s poorly maintained brokendown cr-pbox of a car, (2.) another motorist’s ignorance of the location of his/her fuel gauge needle, (3.) the local department of transportation authority selecting this day and time to close lane(s) down and stand around staring at the road, (4.) the half-wit trucker pulling a trailer too tall to clear the tunnel, or (5.) the motorist in the 4 wheel drive truck or suv who crushed a car in his/her blind spot without utilizing a turn signal or common sense. this usually happens when you are already late to your destination.
“i was trying to get to work on time, but of course, i got tunnel f-cked at the holland ’cause some moron’s rusty old f150 sh-t the transmission on the upgrade. i was an hour late.”

“joe’s gonna be late. he got tunnel f-cked downtown ’cause dot is cleaning the storm drains. i don’t know why they don’t wait til after 10 p.m. for that stuff.

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