turban assault vehicle


a cab that smells so bad with body odor, upon entry, it feels like you got smacked in the face with a slab of putrid flesh. these cabs are usually driven by men of indian/pakistani descent and in many cases wear turbans on their heads.
i am feeling a bit light-headed after a five minute ride in a turban -ssault vehicle.

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