turbo deuce
the ultimate in deucular pleasure. this f-cking deuce is so hot, that your -ss will explode on impact… as yor r-ct-m fires feces at an astronomical rate be it either solid or liquid often resulting in spizzle barf
man, i gots to drop a turbo deuce like bruce done ridden spruce moose and godd-mn it’ll be colored chartreuse.
a variation of the “#2”; with high explosiveness. extreme projectile diarrhea.
“yo brad why did you run out in the middle of that board meeting?”
“i totally had an intestinal meltdown and killed the office toilet with a turbodeuce.”
the sh-t you have to take after drinking coffee, this sh-t will make you sweat that cold sweat…this sh-t will not wait for you to find the cleanest bathroom in your workplace…this sh-t won’t even let you put an -ss gasket down on the toilet
abdullah: d-mn kevin you came through with those bomb doughnuts from aroma’s…wait where are you going…
kevin: (while holding his -ss) ey man…i gotta go to the bathroom, i drank some coffee this morning with my n-gg-z in the v and i got the turbo deuce comin…
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