turbo fuck
one who can screw at light speed; a person who has incredible longevity, accuracy, and of course velocity in all s-xual matters
your mom was such a turbo f-ck last night, i thought i was going to die
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the sound of an invisible bicycle being riden by a visible human being. say a girl named ashley was pretending to ride an invisible bike. she would say “skeegit skeegit”, this simulates the peddling noise of a rusty bike owned by erich. bicycle sounds like skeegit skeegit skeegit goes the bike
- Columbian Carwash
the placing of a cup of hot coffee on the hood of ones car to watch them speed off and have the coffee spill down the windows “what the h-ll is this?!” “oh…looks like coffee. you’ve been treated to a columbian carwash my friend.”
- dick ticket
-to give someone the ok to ride/bang. bro: yeah, dude. she’s hot as f-ck, i’d give her the d-ck ticket. b-tch: you don’t want that, she’s ratchet.
- blue porcupines
porcupines that are blue hey, look – blue porcupines!
- Hampa
slang for a hav-a-tampa cigar next time i’ll roll it in a hampa/to burn slow/so the ashes won’t be burnin up my hand, brah -the luniz